Because plain Woodland wasn’t autistic enough, we fused it with Flecktarn and birthed Woodtarn — now available on basketball shorts you’ll definitely never wear to an actual game. Perfect for rucking, range flexing, or yelling “actually, the Bundeswehr tested this pattern in ’93” at strangers on Reddit.
Product features - Elastic and soft waistband for all-day comfort - Moisture wicking material keeps you cool during activities - Durable 100% polyester that's lightweight and quick-drying - Size and care label conveniently printed inside waistband - Seam thread color coordinated with design for a polished look
Care instructions - Do not dryclean - Do not iron - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not bleach - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
